Every morning, when my alarm goes off.
When a customer swears at me.
When a co-worker who has always told me to "look...
thedevilsintheretail: Welcome to the Dark Side, friend.
When customers are rude.
When my mind finally snaps and I burn my workplace...
yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.